My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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