Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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