Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize