I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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