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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
