You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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