Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just threw up on my dentist
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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