So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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