i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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