Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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