I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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