How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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