I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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