don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
