i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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