Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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