in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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