Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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