making cat noises will not fix the situation.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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