anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Dick very happy bro
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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