Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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