her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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