At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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