I want to stick my p in your. b.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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