Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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