butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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