he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
