The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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