Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
