But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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