what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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