I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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