Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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