Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Drake has all the answers
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
wow bdsm is so cute
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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