I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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