wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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