she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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