Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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