Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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