i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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