I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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