Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Pants are for mortals
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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