yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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