mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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