her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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