i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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