am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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