Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream