i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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