what if I'm pregnant?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.