using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button