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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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