It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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