On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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