I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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