yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
