Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
vagina is talking i cant
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I was not drunk enough for that final.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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