I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Fuck appropriateness.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize