LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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