OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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