Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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