im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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